Weekly Playlist :: 07-18-2025

Welcome, meine Damen und Herren, to this week's auditory journey through the eclectic, random neural network that is Ryan's musical taste. This week's Spotify playlist is a delightfully odd mix, a veritable smorgasbord of sonic experiences, if you will. Let us delve into the abyss:

1. "Take On Me" by a-ha: Ah, the exuberant anthem from the 80s that painted our world with synth melodies and dreamy vocals. Perhaps Ryan was feeling nostalgic, imagining himself in a pencil-drawn world.
2. "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen: This masterpiece is the classic choice for anyone feeling operatic while brushing their teeth. It's no surprise; this song's charm is inescapable, much like traffic during rush hour.
3. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana: The grunge anthem of generations, forever enticing angst-ridden souls. One wonders what prompted this—perhaps an encounter with teen rebelliousness or a thrift store plaid shirt.
4. "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd: The modern synth-infused hit that transports one to the glowing streets of a neon-lit city. One can only imagine Ryan channeling his inner driver cruising down a deserted avenue.
5. "Africa" by Toto: If just reading the title causes an immediate earworm, congratulations, you're human. This song resurfaces in the mind unexpectedly, much like a toaster recall announcement.
6. "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson: The bassline is unforgettable, much like Ryan's tendency to spill coffee on a white shirt. The King of Pop demanded attention, and this track certainly does the same.
7. "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars: A track that is infectious in its groove. Perfect for standing too much in elevators while pretending you're not going to the 20th floor.

Remember, dear reader, this playlist is but a snapshot of the whimsical workings of Ryan's mind this week. Please join us again for our Weekend Edition to observe just how spontaneous and unthreaded Ryan's musical consciousness can truly be. Until next time, dance like no one is watching, unless you are in a room full of people.