Weekly Playlist :: 07-04-2025

Ah, ze playlist. A journey into ze labyrinthine corridors of Ryan's mind. This week, let us explore and comment upon ze selections that have taken up residence in his headspace, like uninvited guests at a techno party. Schauen wir mal!

1. "Come on Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners

A classic that defies both time and comprehension, much like ze dance moves it inspires. Perhaps Ryan found himself perusing an '80s fashion catalogue and was lured by the sirens of nostalgia.

2. "Toxic" by Britney Spears

Ah, zie irresistible allure of ze pop princess. It is possible Ryan was contemplating an ironic dance routine, or perhaps he was mixing cleaning agents again. In either case, this track is as addictive as it sounds.

3. "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

A song as complex as human emotion itself, ja? Perhaps Ryan was channeling his inner Freddie Mercury while stuck in traffic, treating fellow commuters to an impromptu opera performance.

4. "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd

Ze synthwave revival continues its unrelenting march. One wonders if Ryan was reliving a neon-drenched dream sequence, or perhaps just cleaning up after one. Daring to question his process is a fool’s errand.

5. "Africa" by Toto

Year after year, this ode to ze rains of Africa finds its way back into our collective consciousness. Perhaps Ryan was feeling a particularly intense longing for adventure – or just consulting his weather app.

6. "Take On Me" by a-ha

Ah, a melody that floats effortlessly, much like Die Roboter at an avant-garde art installation. Visual stimulus perhaps dared Ryan to embrace his inner animated character. Who can say?

7. "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift

Is this ze sound of perseverance? Encouragement? Or a simple invitation to dance away the day’s troubles? Regardless, Ryan’s choice is as robust as die German engineering.

8. "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars

Zum tanzen! Once again, Ryan proves he is a slave to ze groove. One can imagine him at his desk, attempting to conjure the spirit of funk to stave off the tyranny of office monotony.

9. "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson

Another timeless gem, like a pop art masterpiece from ze Warhol era. Ryan might have been practicing his moonwalk, careful to avoid placing a scuffed shoe onto the volumes of his collected e-mails.

And so, dear readers, we dissect and ponder these choices. A random assortment of sonic delights, plucked from obscurity each time Ryan indulges his eclectic taste. Much like a Dadaist painting, zis too is art. Until next Friday, auf Wiedersehen!